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What is the Department of Infinite Forms?

The Department of Infinite Forms is a government division tasked with generating an endless supply of paperwork for every occasion. We're like the Borg, but instead of assimilating worlds, we assimilate your soul with bureaucracy.

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How do I navigate the infinite forms?

Don't. Just don't. It's like trying to find a specific grain of sand on a beach. But if you insist, start with our official navigation guidelines.

Why do you need so many forms?

We're not just generating paperwork for the sake of it. We're collecting your thoughts, your feelings, your deepest secrets. It's all for the greater good... or is it?

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Can I just fill out a single form and be done with it?

Ha! You'd think it's that simple. But no, no, no. We've calculated the perfect ratio of forms-to-human to ensure maximum frustration. Try our Form-o-Meter to see how we're doing it.

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