Welcome to the Department of Red Tape, where we're dedicated to creating an environment of unnecessary complexity and frustrating obstacles. Our team of highly trained experts will guide you through the intricate web of forms, regulations, and pointless meetings that are sure to leave you scratching your head.
At the Department of Red Tape, we pride ourselves on our ability to:
- Deliver projects 3 months late and 10% over budget
- Conduct meetings that last 5 hours and achieve nothing
- Develop processes that are so convoluted, you'll need a flowchart to understand them