Time Traveler's Guide to Interminable Meetings
Are you tired of meetings that never end? Do you find yourself stuck in a time loop of pointless discussions and awkward silences? Welcome to the world of Interminable Meetings!
As a Time Traveler, you've been tasked with finding a way to escape this never-ending cycle of bureaucratic tedium. Here are a few tips to help you survive (and possibly even enjoy) your journey:
Tip 1: Bring a Snack
Meetings can be long, and a good snack can be the difference between life and death. Consider bringing a batch of freshly baked cookies or a bag of popcorn to share with your colleagues.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try bringing a small, portable BBQ pit. It's a bold move, but it'll definitely get people talking.
Tip 2: Find the Meeting's True Purpose
Meetings often seem pointless, but there's usually a hidden agenda at play. Dig deep and find the root cause of the meeting's existence. Is it to assign blame? To discuss the weather? To decide on the color of the company logo?
Identifying the true purpose of the meeting can help you navigate its twists and turns with ease.