Welcome, time traveler. You've arrived just in time for the meeting that will never end. It's been going on for weeks, and we're just getting started. Our team's motto? "If at first you don't succeed, iterate and iterate and ITERATE."
Tip 1: The Art of Sipping Coffee While Pretending to Listen
Tip 2: How to Politely Decline Lunch Invitations While Still Eating Lunch
Tip 3: The Secret to Remembering Why We're Meeting in the First Place
Tip 4: Advanced Techniques for Nodding Off in Meetings (Requires Advanced Training)