Meet the team behind the most diabolical plans the world has ever seen.
Meet Chief Minion, the mastermind behind all the mayhemOur mission is to spread chaos and confusion wherever we go. Muahahaha.
Learn more about our nefarious goalsI'm the one who comes up with the plans, and John is the one who tries to execute them. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
See how John's plans usually end in disasterHere are some of my favorite things to say: