By the Honorable Minister Mike, Lord of the Realm
It's a mess. A real mess. Our current system is like a bad joke. We need to fix it.
Read on for the solutionWe're going to make it better. With more bureaucracy, red tape, and pointless meetings. Because that's what we do best.
More of the Minister's genius at workWe're not actually sure what we're doing. But we're doing it anyway. Because, you know, that's what leaders do.
When things inevitably go wrong