Time Slipping Tricks

Don't let time slip away from you! With our expert tips, you'll be able to bend the fabric of reality to your will.

1. Practice your temporal reflexes: Develop a strong foundation in temporal gymnastics to avoid those pesky temporal loops.

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2. Master the art of temporal tunnel vision: Focus on the present, ignore the past, and never, ever look at the future.

3. Learn to think outside the time continuum: Don't be limited by the shackles of traditional thinking. Time is relative, you know.

4. Join our exclusive Time Slipping Society: Meet other time-traveling enthusiasts, share tips, and trade temporal tricks.

Still stuck in the past prophets? Don't worry, our prophets are here to help!