Chrono Crisis Countermeasures

A Guide to Fixing Time-Traveling Troubles

Welcome to the Chrono Crisis Countermeasures, where we help you navigate the absurdities of time travel.

Are you experiencing a temporal paradox? Don't worry, we've got you covered!

Here are some countermeasures to help you avoid the most common chrono-crises:

• Predestination Panic - Don't worry, it's just a predestiny thing.
• Multiple Option Prophecy - Too many choices, not enough time.
• Grandfather Clause Gambit - Don't let the past catch up with you.
• Time Slipped Hand - When time gets the best of you.

Still stuck? Try our Chrono Crisis Hotline for help.

Or, you know, just wing it. We hear that's how most time travelers do it.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any chrono-mess you may cause.