Rule Two: Don't be a party pooper

At PartyCrashers Inc., we take the phrase "party animal" very seriously. And so, we have a few rules to ensure that all partygoers have a good time.

Rule Two is simple: don't be a party pooper. No, we're not talking about those guys who only drink the free stuff and leave the good stuff for the rest of us. We're talking about the ones who complain about the music, the decor, or the lack of avocado toast in the snack bar.

Subrule A: No complaining about the DJ

If we've invited you to our party, you've probably been warned about the DJ. They're a... unique individual, let's say. But that's part of the fun!