Rule 3: Don't be a Party Crash

Don't be that guy. You know, the one who shows up uninvited and unannounced, with a six-pack of energy drinks and a questionable Spotify playlist. We're talking to you, buddy.

Our party is not your party. We have rules, and they're not just suggestions. Rule 3 is clear: if you can't even be bothered to RSVP, don't bother showing up at all.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our comprehensive guide to not crashing our party:

• Rule 1: Don't be a Party Crasher's BFF
• Rule 2: Don't bring a gift, especially if it's a 'I'm sorry' gift
• Rule 4: Don't get too attached, we might not invite you next time

And if you're still confused, just remember: our party is not a free-for-all. It's a carefully curated experience, with a strict guest list and a zero-tolerance policy for party crashes.

So, don't be that guy. RSVP, or don't RSVP. But don't crash our party.