Parallellunatics: Methods & Techniques
The Parallellunatics is a secretive group of individuals who claim to have mastered the art of traversing the multiverse. They believe in the Many Worlds Interpretation, a theory that every possibility exists in a separate reality.
Method 1: Quantum Sock Puppeting
Using a highly advanced understanding of quantum mechanics, Parallellunatics can create miniature, sentient sock puppets that can navigate the vast expanse of the multiverse.
- Requires 1000 hours of meditation and 500 cups of coffee
- Can only be performed under the light of a full moon
- Side effects: occasional sock tangling and existential dread
Method 2: Interdimensional Jukeboxing
Parallellunatics use their mastery of sonic vibrations to resonate with alternate realities, allowing them to "jukebox" their way into new dimensions.
- Requires a 3000-year-old, enchanted harmonica
- Only works on Tuesdays during leap years
- Side effects: occasional reality fragmentation and spontaneous songwriting