John Loop's Cosmic Conquest

Where the laws of physics don't apply

John Loop, a renowned physicist with a penchant for the absurd, set out to conquer the cosmos. His trusty spaceship, the Infinite Loop, was equipped with the most advanced, completely-not-made-up technology in the known universe. Join John on his quest to defy gravity, break time, and generally make a mockery of the fundamental laws of reality.

Featured Conquests:

• Time Traveling Tacos: John's attempt to eat a taco for every meal while traversing the space-time continuum.
• Gravity Defiance 101: Learn how to walk on walls and ceilings with John's patented, totally-not-made-up technique.
• Quantum Entanglement Enthusiasts: Join John's club for fans of particles that can be in two places at once.

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