Problem 1: Game Loading Times Out of Sync
It's like the fabric of time has been torn asunder!
console.log("Error: Time dilation detected. Please restart your reality.");
Try these solutions:
- Check your chrono-displacement settings.
- Make sure your time-space vortex is aligned.
- Consult the great and powerful Time-Space Wizard.
Or, if all else fails, try:
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Time travel is a many-splendored thing.