Advanced Squashing Techniques

Because who needs subtlety, right?

• Insect Sorcery - Because what's more intimidating than a chicken with a flamenco dance move?
• Quantum Sorcery - For when you want to squish time-space continuum like a cosmic pancake.
• Neural Sorcery - To outsmart your enemies with an army of AI ninjas in your mind.

Disclaimer: Squashing may not be as effective as a good hug.

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