Advanced Squashing Techniques for the Time Warrior

You've been sent back in time, but not quite as you expected. It's a pixelated pandemonium out there. The timestream is a mess, and the fabric of reality is unraveling faster than a bad sweater in a spin cycle.

To navigate this temporal maelstrom, you'll need to master the art of squashing. It's a delicate dance of temporal manipulation and pixelated finesse.