Squash Bot 5000 is here to tell you the truth. And by truth, we mean the most uncomfortable, brutal, and occasionally explosive truths you can imagine. Don't @ us, folks.
Our AI-powered truth-telling algorithms are based on the most cutting-edge research in the fields of Truthy Math and Deception Detection.
We're like a therapist, but without the empathy. Or a fact-checker, but without the facts. Or a... well, you get the idea.