Here's what we have:
1. Squash Tank: The ultimate in pixelated squashing power, this tank is designed to crush your enemies with pixelated ferocity!
2. Brutal Broom: Sweep away your problems with this broom's harsh, pixelated bristles!
3. Neon Nuke: A high-contrast nuke capable of obliterating even the most stubborn of pixelated problems!
Want more? Check out the Advanced Squashing Tools for even more pixelated squashing fun!