Aggressive Squash Techniques for the Truly Desperate

Tip 1: The Squash-Fu Move

A classic technique that involves simultaneously squashing your opponent and their morale.

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Tip 2: The Squash-Bot

A machine that will squash all your enemies for you, but may also drive you mad.

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Tip 3: The Squash-Fueled Rage

A state of pure, unadulterated rage that will give you the edge you need to squash your way to victory.

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