The Squash Spoon: Because You Need More Aggression in Your Life

Are you tired of your vegetables looking too smug? Want to add an extra layer of menace to your mealtime experience? Look no further than the Squash Spoon, the only utensil that says, "I've been in a fight, and I've come out swinging...at a carrot."

Aggressive Squash Tips for the advanced squasher

Meet the Squash Spoon's Hall of Fame

Squash Spoon FAQ: Because You Clearly Need Help

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