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Warning: The phone number of our esteemed leader, Blerg, is only available to those who can recite the ancient incantation of the Pixelated Pandemonium. If you're feeling brave, try it out!

Recite The Secret Word

(Note: Please don't bother trying to dial it, the phone number will only appear in the void)

Or, if you're feeling lazy, just send a carrier pigeon with a strongly worded letter, we'll get back to you in 4-6 months.

Leave A Letter

Or, you know, just don't bother us at all. We're busy.