Tired of those pesky bugs ruining your picnic, your garden, or your kitchen? We've got you covered. Here are some expert tips for the most efficient and effective insect squashing:
Use a firm but gentle touch to squish those bugs into oblivion. A delicate flick of the wrist and a dash of confidence will have those insects begging for mercy.
For extra effectiveness, try using a trusty Trusty Spatula for the toughest of bugs.
Stalk your prey, observe their habits, and strike when they least expect it. Like a ninja, but with more bug-squashing skills.
For the ultimate in sneaky squashery, consult our Sneaky Squash Kit for expert advice and ninja training.
Unleash your creativity and think outside the box. Use an unorthodox combination of unconventional squashing materials to outsmart those pesky bugs.
For the truly avant-garde, try our Bizarre Squash Bazaar for inspiration and a dash of madness.