Welcome to the Pixelated Pandemonium of Professor Pixel, the world-renowned expert in all things pixelated.

Professor Pixel has spent decades studying the art of pixelation, and his work has been cited in over 500 academic journals.

But beware, for his pixelated powers are not to be trifled with.

The Pixelated Prophecies of Professor Pixel

For a fee, of course.

Because who doesn't want to pay for the world's greatest mind?