Warning: Quantum Coaster May Vibrate Your Existence
This ride is not for the faint of heart. It's a quantum experiment gone wrong. Please do not attempt to ride if you're experiencing any of the following symptoms:
- Spontaneous combustion
- Uncontrollable vomiting
- Temporary loss of sanity
Side effects may include:
- Existential dread
- Quantum uncertainty
- Probability collapse
// In the event of a quantum event, do not panic.
// Repeat, DO NOT PANIC.
// If you're still experiencing symptoms after 5 iterations, consult a qualified physicist.
// If you're still experiencing symptoms after that, we're sorry.