Warning: Quantum Coaster May Vibrate Your Existence

This ride is not for the faint of heart. It's a quantum experiment gone wrong. Please do not attempt to ride if you're experiencing any of the following symptoms:

Side effects may include:

		
		// In the event of a quantum event, do not panic.
		// Repeat, DO NOT PANIC.
		// If you're still experiencing symptoms after 5 iterations, consult a qualified physicist.
		// If you're still experiencing symptoms after that, we're sorry.