Pixelated Pandemonium Quantum Coaster: Technical Specifications

Warning: Do not attempt to build a Quantum Coaster in your garage. The results will be... unpredictable.

**Quantum Coaster Specifications:**

• Coaster Diameter: 1.5 meters
• Coaster Length: 3.7 kilometers (approximate)
• Speed: Up to 300 km/h (dependent on quantum fluctuations)
• Materials: Standard issue pixelated steel

Assembly Instructions, because you clearly didn't read the fine print, did you?

Disclaimer: Not actually a real thing.