We're a highly advanced, completely dysfunctional group of quantum physicists who have managed to create a reality where the laws of physics no longer apply. Well, except for the law of gravity, which we're still working on.
- Our main area of research is the paradox of quantum superposition. Or not.
- We're also exploring the field of quantum teleportation, but only for small, insignificant objects like socks and spare change.
- Our team is made up of experts in the fields of theoretical physics, existential dread, and procrastination.
So, if you're looking for advice on how to fix the fabric of space-time, we're afraid you're out of luck. But if you're just looking for someone to complain to, we're happy to oblige.
The Solution We Haven't Thought Of (Yet)