Welcome to Reality Distortion Technology, where we're distorting reality for a living. Our latest innovation is the Request Spatial Oscillation, a tool for manipulating the fabric of space-time.
With this technology, you'll be able to request any spatial oscillation you desire. Want to make the ceiling higher? Done. Need to create a temporary rift in the space-time continuum? Easy peasy. Just fill out this form, and our team of experts will take care of the rest.
Disclaimer: Reality Distortion Technology is not responsible for any unforeseen consequences of spatial oscillations. Please use responsibly.