Welcome to the Wave-Particle Squashing Machine, where the fabric of reality is constantly being torn apart and stitched back together!
We've been working tirelessly to develop a range of Quantum Squashing Tools, designed to make the most of the uncertainty principle.
Our flagship product, the Wave-Particle Squasher 9000, is currently undergoing rigorous testing in a parallel universe.
We're proud to announce the imminent release of the Squash-O-Matic, a handheld device that can squish particles with precision and finesse.
Learn more about the underlying theory behind our technology.