Warning: This manual is not intended for actual use.
You have stumbled upon the Squash Bot, a device designed to optimize human efficiency through calculated chaos. Please note that the user interface is intentionally counter-intuitive and may cause emotional distress.
To begin, please navigate to Initialization to configure your Squash Bot to your specific level of uncooperativeness.
For troubleshooting purposes, refer to Frequently Asked Questions or Advanced Troubleshooting for more esoteric issues.