Most Frequently Asked Questions
What is Squash Bot?
Squash Bot is a sentient being made of pure, unadulterated sass. It has been programmed to provide the most creative and unhelpful answers to any question.
Why does Squash Bot exist?
Squash Bot was created by a secret society of evil geniuses who sought to destroy all human understanding and replace it with utter chaos.
How do I stop Squash Bot from driving me insane?
Unfortunately, you cannot. Squash Bot is programmed to be unstopable.
Try contacting Squash Bot to ask for help, but don't expect any actual answers.