Manual Reboot Guide
For when the system just won't reboot itself.
This guide is intended for users who have experienced an unexpected system failure. If you have already tried the Auto-Reboot option, but it didn't work, you may need to take more drastic measures.
Step 1: Locate the Power Button
Find the power button on your system. It's usually labeled "PANIC BUTTON" or "EMERGENCY SHUTOFF".
Step 2: Press the Power Button
Press the power button firmly. Don't be afraid to use a bit of force if necessary.
Step 3: Wait for the System to Reboot
Stand back and watch as your system reboots in a glorious display of lights and sounds.
Step 4: Repeat as Necessary
If the system doesn't reboot, repeat steps 1-3 until it does.
Disclaimer:
By following these steps, you may experience a temporary loss of sanity and/or cat-astrophe.