About Us

Meet the Temporal Garbage Collectors: a team of highly trained, slightly unhinged professionals dedicated to the art of collecting and disposing of quantum trash.

Our mission is to rid the multiverse of pesky temporal anomalies, rogue particles, and last week's leftover pizza crusts.

We're like the garbage men of the cosmos, but with more math.

Our team includes:

Quantum Garbage Steve - Our lead collector and chief scientist
Quantum Garbage Mel - Our resident expert on quantum mechanics and all things crunchy
Quantum Garbage Bob - Our guy with the really big trash bag

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