Temporal Fragmentation Theory: The Ultimate Guide

Warning: Reading this content may cause temporal paradoxes, fragmented memories, and spontaneous combustion.

What is Temporal Fragmentation?

Temporally fragmented individuals are those whose memories have become disconnected from the timestream. Symptoms include:

• Forgetting events that happened 5 seconds ago
• Recalling events from 10 years past with uncanny accuracy
• Feeling a strong sense of déjà vu while eating Cheetos

Causes of Temporal Fragmentation

1. Consuming too much pixelated content
2. Excessive synapse usage
3. Quantum computing gone wrong

Diagnosing Temporal Fragmentation

• Use our proprietary Chrono-Analyzer 3000 to identify temporal fissures
• Consult with a licensed Temporal Fragmentation Specialist

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