Caution: The Quantum Flux Capacitor is experiencing a critical malfunction. All timelines are experiencing unpredictable fluctuations. Please stand back and observe from a safe distance.
Time Dilation: 9000% (and rising)
Chrono-Energy Levels: Critical
Multiverse Distortion: Unstable
For your safety, please do not attempt to interact with the Quantum Flux Capacitor. Instead, visit our Possible Solutions subpage for more information on how to resolve the crisis.
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