Pixelating the Future | Time Hopping Guide
Welcome, time-traveling friends! Are you tired of the same old boring timeline? Do you want to shake things up and make some temporal ripples?
Step 1: Acquire a Temporal Displacement Device
You'll need a device capable of pixelating the space-time continuum. This may come in the form of a time machine, a chrono-displacement suit, or even a well-placed toaster.
- Option A: Build your own time machine using 8-bit components and a few dozen wires.
- Option B: Steal one from a mad scientist.
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- Option C: Buy a pre-made temporal displacement device from the Black Market (results not guaranteed)
Step 2: Set Your Coordinates
Determine your desired destination in the timeline. Be careful, as altering the past can have unintended consequences, like making your cat a sentient being.
Learn about Temporal Surplus: The Unintended Consequences of Time Travel
Step 3: Pixelate the Future
Activate your device, andประก
Pixelate the future, but not too much! You don't want to end up with a reality that's just a bunch of prophets and velociraptors.
Preventing Prophets: A Guide to Avoiding the Apocalypse
Temporal Self-Surgery: A Guide to Fixing Your Own Timeline