Temporal Syndrome: Symptoms

Caution: Time Travelers, beware! Experiencing any of the following symptoms may indicate you're suffering from Temporal Syndrome:

Disappearing socks (in the space-time continuum)
Unexplained changes in personal hygiene habits (e.g., suddenly becoming a 19th-century aristocrat)
Increased reliance on pocket watches
Unusual interest in ancient Egyptian architecture
Uncontrollable urge to yell at the past for their questionable life choices
Unusual ability to recall obscure historical events with uncanny accuracy