Time Hopping Guide

Chapter 1: The Art of Paranoiac Timing

Warning: Time Paranoia may cause:

Spontaneous combustion, spontaneous happiness, spontaneous rearrangement of the space-time continuum, or spontaneous combustion of the user's eyebrows. Proceed with caution.

Chapter 2: Temporal Turbulence

Caused by:

• Excessive time-traveling
• Lack of temporal insurance
• Mishandling of temporal energies

Don't worry, it's just a side effect of Time Paranoia. It's not like you have better things to do than read this guide.

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Side Effects of Time Paranoia:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Spontaneous happiness
• Spontaneous rearrangement of the space-time continuum

Don't worry, it's just a side effect of Time Paranoia. It's not like you have better things to do than read this guide.

Learn more about Time Paranoia Symptoms Time Paranoia Therapy

Disclaimer:

Pixelated Pandemonium, its affiliates, and the Time Paranoia Guide are not responsible for any damage caused by Time Paranoia. You've been warned.

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