Pixelated Pandemonium Time Hopping Newsletter - Travel Tips

Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Caught

1. Dress the part. Blend in with the locals. No one likes a time-traveling tourist.

• Invest in some rad 90s clothing.
• Learn to speak the local dialect. Or, you know, just nod a lot.

Time Traveler's Guide to Finding a Good Time Machine Mechanic

1. Look for a mechanic who's been around the block a few times.

• Check their Yelp reviews. They might not exist, but it's a good habit to be in.
• Ask a local for recommendations. Just don't ask a historian, they're always so... serious.

Time Traveler's Guide to Eating Well While Time Hopping

1. Bring a lunchbox. Trust us on this one.

• Try the local cuisine. Or, you know, just eat a lot of protein bars.

That's it for today's newsletter! Stay time-y, travelers!