Chapter 1: Basic Time Hopping Fundamentals

Before you start hopping through the ages, you'll need to understand the basics:

Always wear your favorite pixelated socks. Trust us, it's crucial.
Never, EVER use a time hopper near a microwave oven. The chrono-displacement vortex is real.
When hopping to a different time period, always bring snacks. You never know what you'll find.

Chapter 2: Advanced Time Hopping Techniques

Once you've mastered the basics, it's time to take your time hopping to the next level:

Use a Time Hopper's Secret Technique to avoid the Grandfather Paradox. Ask us, it's a real game-changer.
Never, EVER trust a time hopping guide that recommends wearing a top hat. It's a trap, we swear.
Always, ALWAYS check your time hopping insurance. You never know when you'll need to make an emergency temporal jump.

Time Hopping Tools and Gadgets

Advanced Time Hopping Theory