Disclaimer: Prophets of Woe

Warning: The following content is not actually a legal disclaimer. It's just us, being our usually absurd selves.

We, the Prophets of Woe, are not responsible for any confusion, despair, or existential crises that may arise from reading this page.

Our prophecies are not predictions, but rather a series of absurd statements that we hope will bring a smile to your face, or at least a raised eyebrow.

By accessing this page, you acknowledge that you're aware of the potential for:

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