Are you tired of living in a world where every pixel is an insult to the eye? Do you yearn to squish those pesky little buggers? Welcome to Pixelated Squashing Tips, where our expert staff of squashing specialists will guide you through the art of reducing visual clutter and increasing productivity.
Get rid of those pesky tabs, bookmarks, and browser extensions. You don't need to be connected to 500 social media sites at once, folks. Trust us, it's a pixel-squashing dream.
Continue to Step 1: Purge Your Desktop
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous: