Welcome to PoolRats United, the most exclusive club for pool rats in the world!
Are you tired of people calling you "pool rat" in a derogatory way? Do you dream of lounging in the sun on a warm pool deck, surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of finding the perfect sunken_goals?
Then you're in luck! We're the club for you. Join our ranks and receive:
- Exclusive access to our poolside library, featuring the world's largest collection of pool-themed memes.
- A complimentary subscription to our monthly newsletter, which will keep you abreast of the latest pool trends and fashion.
- A 20% discount on all pool-related merchandise, including but not limited to pool floats, pool covers, and pool-shaped pool noodles.