Recurring Donations for the Utterly Indolent

Welcome to ProcrastinationHacks' recurring donation page! Because, let's be real, you're probably not going to do anything productive today.

Donate $5 a month, and we'll send you a daily reminder that you're not doing enough.

Or, donate $10 a month, and we'll send you a weekly report card of your productivity ( Spoiler: it's going to be a big fat F-'s all around).

Donate $20 a month, and we'll send you our patented "I'll-get-to-it-tomorrow" productivity planner. Guaranteed to be just as useful as any other to-do list.

One-time donation: because you've been doing better lately and recurring donation: because you're clearly not getting it done