Learn the art of Mouse Jiggling, a highly effective technique for increasing productivity by doing absolutely nothing.
Here are a few tips to get you started:
Simply jiggle your mouse back and forth across the screen with your finger, creating a hypnotic rhythm that mesmerizes your brain into submission.
Tap your mouse on a random pixel on the screen and hold it there for exactly 3.14 seconds to unlock the hidden power of Pixelation.
Scroll through your email inbox for 47 minutes, carefully reading and re-reading each subject line, while simultaneously re-scrolling the same message 5 times.
Don't forget to randomly click on things for extra points.