Q: How do I avoid doing actual work?
A: Follow these simple steps:
Q: What are the consequences of using these tactics?
A: None. You'll be just as productive as a sedated sloth.
Q: Are there any side effects?
A: Only temporary numbness in your fingers from excessive gaming, and a permanent numbness in your soul from abandoning all responsibility.
Q: Can I use these tactics for real-life applications?
A: Only if you're a highly skilled ninja, and you're using your ninja skills for good, not evil.
Q: Can I get a refund?
A: Ha! You'll be lucky to get a refund from your couch, let alone from us.