Sandwiched In: A Procrastination Technique for the Modern Era
Are you tired of being productive? Do you find yourself constantly interrupted by pesky deadlines and responsibilities? Look no further than the art of Sandwiching!
Sandwiching is a highly effective technique for putting off tasks until the last possible moment, all while appearing to be doing something productive. It's like multitasking, but with more mayonnaise.
How to Sandwich:
- Step 1: Find a task with an ambiguous deadline (or no deadline at all). The longer the deadline, the better!
- Step 2: Find a smaller, more pressing task to perform simultaneously. This can be as simple as checking your phone for "likes" or watching a video on YouTube.
- Step 3: Sandwich the smaller task in between the larger one, creating a "sandwich" of productivity and procrastination.
Example:
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| Work |
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| Watch cat videos |
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| Research |
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Voila! You're now Sandwiched In! Enjoy your newfound freedom from productivity.
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