Because they were having fowl mood issues!
But seriously, if you're having issues with our project, check out the following:
Send us an email to nirvana@projectnirvana.org or try our Contact Form.
Ha ha, you've never actually paid us anything, have you?
We're going for a 'retro-futuristic' vibe. Don't worry, it's just a fad.
Only if you're willing to share 10% of your profits with us. Or we'll send you an endless stream of 'I told you so's' via email.
We're still working on it. In the meantime, try our Philosophy Page.