Join the ranks of the truly legendary, and pledge your support to our outlandish project.
Choose a level that suits your altruistic inclinations:
$1000: Become a certified hero of the world, with the power to save humanity and enjoy a free t-shirt.
$500: Join the exclusive club of visionaries, with access to our private Discord server and a personalized thank-you video.
$200: Be a beacon of hope, with your name emblazoned on our wall of donors and a special shout-out on our Twitter.
$100: Get a participation trophy, with our sincerest thanks for your... let's say, "generous contribution."
Don't have a budget? No worries! We accept charlatan-level pledging. (Just kidding, that's just $100, but still, it's a thing.)