Volume 1, Issue 4 - 3rd March 2001 (or whenever we last checked)
Dear Disgruntled Felines,
As you know, being a cat is a tough life. The world is full of dogs, and don't even get me started on those birds.
But fear not, for we have found a way to rise above the muck. Introducing... CatNap Protocol 9000!
Learn more about CatNap Protocol 9000
Best regards,
The Disgruntled Feline Overlords