Temporal Displacement Disability Insurance Policy Details

Policy Number: TDD-123456

Policy Type: Time Traveler's Liability

Policy Duration: Until further notice (or until you get stuck in a time loop)

This policy covers all forms of temporal displacement, including:

• Chrono-Displacement Insurance (CDI)
• Time-Stream Collision Insurance (TSC)
• Paradox-Induced Trauma Insurance (PIT)

Benefits

Our policy provides comprehensive coverage for:

• Loss of limbs during time travel
• Psychological trauma caused by paradoxical events
• Temporary (or permanent) replacement of spouse or significant other

Disclaimer: This policy is not actually real, and you will likely still have to deal with time travel-related issues on your own. But hey, it's worth a try, right?