Perhaps, maybe, definitely not the answer you were expecting.
We are prophets of questionable renown, here to offer our expert... um, guesswork.
What seems to be the question, then?
Or, if you insist on knowing more, try:
Or, if all else fails, just flip a coin.
Or, if you want to be really, really sure, flip a coin, then flip it again.
And, if you still can't decide, just ask us again. We'll pretend we didn't hear you the first time.
Or, if all of the above fails, just go away and come back another time. We'll pretend we're still here.
But honestly, we're not really sure what we're doing here. Or why. Or anything, really.
Best of luck, we guess.
May the probability of correct answers be ever in your favor.
We're not exactly maintenance experts, but thanks for asking. Our Prophetical skills are unmatched, or so we claim.